Saturday, January 3, 2015

In My Kitchen - Children of the Resolution January 2015

 
 
Happy New Year or "Operation: Cash in on the self hatred we create to survive" as the diet industry may know it.
 
Now this isn't going to be an anti diet piece, I just want to say in this time of life changing resolutions,  being healthy is a great goal but you don't have to hate yourself to get there.
 
2 years ago my resolution was to never eat anything from a restaurant with a drive thru and that's one I have kept, mainly cos the food is crap so it's not that hard.
 
I had thought about posting new resolutions but I don't think it is the right message.
 
I do have my own health goals but they don't come with a side order of "you're not good enough"
 
We are constantly bombarded with messages that we are not "whatever enough":
  • Tall enough
  • Short enough
  • Small enough
  • Big enough
  • Smart enough
  • Dumb enough
  • Hot enough
  • White enough
  • Black enough
  • Australian enough
  • Male enough
  • Female enough
  • Trans enough
  • Straight enough
  • Gay enough
  • Important enough
  • Followed enough and the list goes on.
Don't let anyone ever sell you this message because it is absolutely 100% fucking bullshit!
(yep swear jar)
 
You are brilliantly "You Enough" and that is all you ever have to be!
 
At this point I'll get off my soap box and show you what's in my kitchen while you have Donna Summer and Barbara Streisand singing in your head....enough is enough!
 
And by the way, this isn't a licence to be horrible or be a bully and claim you are just being yourself.....nice try! 


In My Kitchen.....
.....is not quite a cornucopia but the makings of a ratatouille from the garden. It is remarkable what remembering to water can achieve.
 
In My Kitchen....
...are some addictive zucchini pickles that I found on Lorraine's blog Not Quite Nigella. I do get a little buzz when I type a recipe into Google and the results come up with some of the IMK gang.
 
With zucchini being something I can grow well there will be many more batches, I used malt vinegar as that was what was in the cupboard and reduced the sugar as well you know I am sweet enough apparently....apart from the swearing before, sorry about that it's my first and last F word. 

My lunches have been pickles on sourdough and blue goat cheese...I have usually eaten it by 9.30am


In My Kicthen....
....is the joy of the blogging community brought to life.

The incredible (flirty) Celia sent me some of her sour dough starter Priscilla as I'm sure many reading this would have also received.
 
I was instructed that she had to have a glamorous name and so she was christened Conciabatta and we all know everything I do has to have a Eurovision connection.

Check out my Conchita Wurst Christmas angel....   

What was the most wonderful part of this process was that Celia held my and others hands through the birthing process and followed along on twitter to see how the loaves were progressing.

There was a real sense of community with the baking of these loaves and a great connection with people that have may have only met on social media.

Thank you Celia, I am not off the sour dough killer register yet but I know I am off to a great start..er...see what I did there!


 
 
 
 
 
From the first loaves to panettone, nothing like a bit of a challenge.....


Then Conciabatta moved onto oliebollen for new years and a sneak peak at Chow Down to Eurovision 2015 which will come to you live from Vienna!


In My Kitchen....
....is a wonderful Christmas sized block of cheese from the farmer's market. If he brings cheese, then yes Virginia there is a Santa Claus!!

I'll be bringing you a lot more recipes this year developed with the delectable produce on offer at my local farmers market. I'm not on their payroll so they aren't sponsored posts but they could always pay me in cheese......though how does one declare cheese on their tax???
 
 
In My Kitchen.....
.....is probably the reason for my earlier rant, over the Christmas break I became older and wiser!
 
Yep, I hit 40!
 
My philosophy about age is that if the number doesn't get bigger it's because you are dead, so bring on the numbers!
 
I love that at 1 day old I was already expressing my opinion so clearly!
 
The Darling AB assisted with the recreation and had the pearls of wisdom when I complained I didn't know how to make the face..."well you've done it before!"
 
You may not believe that I didn't take a picture of my cake, but it's one I've already blogged so that is my excuse.
 
Thanks to Faye who tweeted a photo of the wonderful celebration with friends and family who I am very blessed and grateful to have in my life.
 

Some festive face fun....that sounds worse than it is!




Hope you all have a safe and happy break and look forward to this new year together...

Thanks for stopping by my kitchen, I hope I wasn't too ranty? If you're reading this now it must be ok...

Thanks to Celia from Fig Jam and Lime Cordial for hosting the monthly In My Kitchen, check out the other kitchens

Sunday, December 14, 2014

BFFs - Blog Found Friends


I'm not sure if I have coined the phrase Blog Found Friends aka BFFs but it's very appropriate as I have met so many brilliant people through this blog, virtually and in person. 

I'm not going to list you all individually because I know I will leave someone out and I'd feel terrible, but you all know who you are!  

Yes I mean you!

This post is to celebrate one of my BFFs Carly Findlay's personal and blogging birthday & let you know about a giveaway I'm part of on her blog, Tune Into Radio Carly.

Carly and I first connected over my baked bean recipe which she said she enjoyed, so I knew she had good taste and was someone I'd like to get to know.

Since then, I love that our friendship has revolved around talking about great food, indulging at wonderful restaurants and always finding its way back to blogging.

I made this chocolate, lemon and raspberry cake for her birthday dinner. 
Which was celebrated with a lot of friends she had meet through blogging!

Mental note if you do put a skewer in the top of a cake to avoid the raspberries being squashed by the lid,  make sure you ask the staff to remove it before serving! 
(you can see the shadow in the box)

I've donated this baking pack to celebrate her blog's birthday so head on over and enter, you could be making cakes with metal skewers in the top in no time flat! 


Sunday, November 2, 2014

In My Kitchen - November 2014

Now that spring has sprung, it is mostly my backyard that is In My Kitchen this month.
 
In My Kitchen...
...is the promise of future pies, jams, and sauces as the first signs of this year's apple crop develops.
 
In My Kitchen...
...is the excitement with the possibility of fresh sun kissed strawberries of an afternoon and the reality of knowing that most likely the bloody birds will get to them before I get home!

 
In My Kitchen...
...is a weird sense of the seasons as I have Brussels sprouts growing!

 
In My Kitchen...
...is a lovely head of broccoli that was hiding under taller plants, which is maybe why it hadn't sprouted before I had the chance to pick it, which is my normal trick with broccoli.

 
In My Kitchen...
...Is a green cauliflower just poking through the leaves waiting to grow up to be covered in cheese sauce. We all have dreams!



In My Kitchen...
...is something purple, what a surprise! I think it might be another cauliflower but I've actually forgotten what it is!

 
In My Kitchen...
...is a hipster's paradise with a tonne of kale!
I just love it and am so proud of my little crop, if there is a world disaster at least I know I could feed myself on kale.
 
In My Kitchen...
....are some crabs I got from the farmers market. I was thrilled to find seafood this week at the market. While I can normally get the most plump, sweet and juicy mussels ever, I had been missing a variety of seafood. These little darlings found a home dressing some asparagus in a crab sauce.

 
In My Kitchen...
...is a new home for my cake tins, which is a little fuller now than when the photo was taken.
You can never have too many cake tins right???
 
In My Kitchen...
....soon to be framed are some Tom Hovey prints from The Great British Bake Off,  just to add to my  Bake Off obsession.


In My Kitchen...
....is the product of my Bake Off  #Lets_get_technical "training".
AB's parents were arriving home from a trip and AB asked, if I was going to the shops, could I pick them up a loaf and some milk.
My response was "how long is the flight?.....2.5 hours? I'll make the bread"
 
In My Kitchen...
...is the memory of a wonderful night at the Spice Journey wrap party at Maha* with another blogging friend Carly Findlay from Tune into Radio Carly. I still reminisce about the zucchini flowers!
Another highlight was the pumpkin Turkish delight which on the way back to the car AB did announce "You need to learn how to do that pumpkin Turkish delight.....and you could do a steamed custard bun version".....um ok then!
*not my client
 Carly Findlay, Shane Delia and I.
Shane is the handsome bald bloke, no, the one in the middle, not on the right, easy mistake!
 
In My Kitchen...
...is a shameless plug and a "note from home" as to why I may not have been as active here of late.
Terminal Three is a Eurovision show I do with Matt and Fraser and we post a new show Sunday nights. You can subscribe at YouTube, completely free of charge!
http://terminalthreetv.com/

Thanks to Celia from Fig Jam and Lime Cordial for hosting the monthly In My Kitchen, check out the other kitchens

Let's Get Technical Great British Bake Off Series 5 Final Week

The last technical challenge for 2014, what a rollercoaster of raw emotion this journey was....(did I get all the reality TV buzzwords in?) 

I am already in GBBO withdrawals which is why it's taken so long to post this one.
Bring on the next series I can't wait!
Would I be crazy enough to do the technicals again....probably!
Through all the stress of the ridiculous time limits, I have really enjoyed "being forced" to bake things I most likely never would have and in turn gained more skills.

Now just to get every cake recipe tattooed on my arm in case, like this challenge, there aren't any recipes next year!!





And this from a man who knows what he is talking about when it comes to Bake Off!





Let's Get Technical Great British Bake Off Series 5 Patisserie Week














Thursday, October 9, 2014

Let's Get Technical Great British Bake Off Series 5 Advanced Dough Week

As I sit and wait to watch the Great British Bake Off Final and see what my last technical challenge will be,  I managed to do a quick recap of advanced dough week.

Yep, I said quick, so that's it for me.....enjoy!

But make sure to tune into twitter @dbtsauce this Sunday at 3pm Melbourne time to witness the last technical challenge....and see if I am crowned the winner of my own competition??



















Saturday, October 4, 2014

Let's Get Technical - Great British Bake Off Series 5 Pastry Week

We arrived for pastry week to a pastry no one had heard of and many still can not pronounce, Kouign amann.

The lovely Howard Middleton coined them "Queeny Men" on an Extra Slice and sadly that name has stuck. People have loved the kouign amann so much they have suggested I sell them, but I'm not sure I want to be the face of Queeny Men???

The bakers seemed to have a lot of down time in this technical challenge which is positively unheard of so prone to a little touch of over enthusiasm I decided to complete all of the pastry week's challenges in the 3.5hours!

The challenge was 12 chicken and asparagus pasties, 12 blackberry and custard éclairs, 12 Kouign amann, and hissy fit with a touch of crying....well not too much crying!

This is how the 3.5 hours played out over twitter, you will have to imagine your own bake off soundtrack...






I'm not sure who Lucy is but if you are Lucy and you need to put your shoes on, well this one is for you


Crisis prevented, lucky tweet











This is where I did chuck a little tanty! I'd worked so bloody hard and by missing that 1 tiny step I'd ruined the bake. The good thing that came out of it was that I learnt not to rearrange the oven shelf just so the light is better, the grill tray is to protect the food from the element......now no foil is needed...


A much better batch
I've been experimenting with different flavours, lavender, bacon-maple-pecan and chocolate, what is your favourite flavour combo?